Yo! So I'm not good enough to donate?
You know, you would have raised a lot more money if you'd put me and Lindy on the menu. Hey! Not that menu. The Menu For Hope. What are you, nuts? I'm practically an icon around here. You don't eat an icon! So did you order yet? No? Why not? If you can't have chicken, you might as well go for the lamb.
P.S. Did you notice how swell I look through the lens of the servant girl's new camera? Go ahead. Enlarge me. You know you want to.
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