This was an actual conversation. . .
Him: "Have you eaten anything besides that banana and orange juice?"
Me: "Not yet."
"Do you want half a piece of toast?"
"Sure, I'll have a piece of toast."
"No, half a piece of toast."
"I can't have a whole piece?"
"There aren't enough eggs to fit on two pieces, so I have half a piece left over."
"There are 22 dozen eggs sitting on the counter."
"But my little egg poacher can only fit three."
Between selling a bunch of hens last spring and the change in season, egg production has thankfully leveled off. Our 14 hens are still laying plenty of eggs, but for a while there things were getting out of control—especially when egg (and toast) consumption was limited.
P.S. Rooster Thinking and Thinking Inside the Box.
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Okay, that was REALLY funny! :)
ReplyDeleteP.S. Poached eggs on toast is one of my favorite breakfasts too.
I am so glad I discovered your page. I love the pictures and posts!!
ReplyDeleteMale logic...! Lucky you...fresh eggs! Not to mention hunky farmguy!
ReplyDeletePriceless. I love(?) how the male minds works(?)!!!
ReplyDeleteToo funny. Sometimes having too much of a good thing becomes a burden. Great conversation lol.
ReplyDeleteHa. Ha. That sounds familiar, although our conversation was not about eggs.
ReplyDeleteWhy was your consumption of them limited?
ReplyDeleteAlso, slightly warmed milk (goat or whatever) is wonderful on top of poached eggs on toast, too.
Oh, I love this conversation, and I can so relate to it too!! :-)
ReplyDeleteYour chickens are beautiful!
Your rooster, and I'm not talking about your hunky farm guy right now, is so pretty! Lucky you, fresh eggs! LOVE your site, pics, info, and conversation "logic"! LOL
ReplyDeleteLisa Staten
LOL! That is funny! Been there in some regard, and sometimes I just think: Men! HaHa :)
ReplyDeleteBut we have our moments too, hehe...
Gotta love his logic.
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