Yo! Listen up everybody!
That's right, it's me, Whitey. And I've had it up to here with this Weekend Cat Blogging. For 17 weeks you've all been bouncing around the blogosphere, ooohing and ahhhing and cooing and going absolutely gaga over each others' useless balls of fluff. How boring is that? Enough already! It's pathetic. And I, for one, am sick of it. I mean, just look down there. 'I Heart Patchy Cat.' Oh, puh-lease. Have you ever seen a chicken throw up? Well, let me tell you, it isn't pretty.
Favoritism, that's what this is. And now even the dogs have joined in. The dogs! This is getting ridiculous. So I've decided that while the servant girl is away, I am going to take control.
Oh, it's still WCB alright. Yeah, Weekend Chicken Blogging! Time to admire and celebrate a beautiful, useful animal for a change!
Oh, and comments please! I'd better get at least as many comments as furface down there, or, or, well. . . I'll come up with something, and believe me, it'll be bad.
Okay, so how do I look?